routines!
—–Big, Fancy Signature Routines—–
Performances perfect for larger stages in intimate to large theaters!
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The Black Widow |
| Babs is the classic femme fatal, whose only real love in life is money! She enters the stage a poor house cleaner, and slowly transforms right before your eyes into a glamorous, wealthy woman in a high-class 1940’s inspired evening gown and fur stole. She gets to the top by the careful selection of rich men that cross her path, always on the prowl for the fuller pocket … but no wrong deed goes unpunished.
This routine also features Babs’s beautiful assistant FeFe Martini as the maid to her high class lifestyle. |
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The Sexiest Little Mermaid |
| Something is fishy about this leggy little mermaid. Wait, did we just say legs?! Babs prances across the stage in her reverse mermaid and then out of the blue (or rather, out of the fish!) pops the real mermaid! She proceeds to take you on a trip under the sea, complete with bubbles and ribbon dancing fish! This routine is truly fantastic and ideal for a stage setting, or larger venue. Mere fishbowls are not enough to contain this act! |
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The Lonely Pirate
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| This burlesque performance is rated ARRRR! Babs is a rum-drinking swash-buckling Bonny Pirate Lass with a fierce special kind of love for her parrot pal that really can’t be talked about in public. She stumbles drunkenly across the stage in search of her missing friend who is clearly playing hard to get. She will do whatever it takes to regain his love once more even if that means stripping down and performing a mating dance in her colorful Swarovski kissed dress with a giant seven foot wingspan! |
—–Routines—–
Performances perfect any location, large or small!
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“He Loves me … not?”
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| Babs is afraid she is unlucky in love, to the find the answer to her question she turns to all knowing flower … the daisy! “He love me? He loves me not?” When she runs out of petals she in a last ditch effort, resorts to plucking the petals off her couture inspired flower dress! |
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CuppyCake |
| This sugary-sweet routine begins with Babs in her classic confectionery-dream, her candy-coated cupcake outfit and shortly turns seductive as she decides it’s so much more fun to be … spicy!! |
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9 to 5
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| Bonny Babs celebrates her love of Dolly Parton through this humorous routine about a dinner waitress just trying to make a living. This fun, lively act features Babs in an adorable cowgirl ensemble, assless chaps, and lots of fringe! |
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The Lousy Magician |
| Is this your card? NO? Is this it? Umm….The only trick that Babs is truly good at is turning this lousy magic trick into a quick change act as she transforms into a glamorous Vegas-inspired show girl. Joined by her lovely assistant FeFe Martini, Babs takes her burlesque to a new level in glamour as she struts her stuff in her lusciously hand-beaded corset in a vintage inspired feathered fan dance. |
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Crawfish Ettouffe |
| This act was specifically developed for the New Orleans themed Blue Bayou in Chicago which features a weekly Vaudezilla performance every Thursday. Watch Babs in this cute little routine as a poor defenseless crawfish escape her destiny of being made into a delicious ettouffe. Babs tries to shimmy and shake her way out of danger in this fun and entertaining performance. |
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—–Duet Routines—–
Great Group performances perfect for any location!
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CSI:Chicago |
| Level 3 CSIs Bonny Babs and Donna Touch take to the streets to examine the body of the most recent Chicago death under mysterious circumstances. You’ll never wish to be interrogated so badly by this hilarious witty duo as they use all of their scientific knowledge and skills to get to the bottom of this crime one article of clothing at a time. |
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Wolfie and Red |
| Inspired by the classic 1940s Tex Avery cartoons this routine features Babs as the innocent ingénue Red Riding Hood on her way to Grandma’s house. She is accosted by the suave zoot-suit wearing Wolf played by Wham!Bam!Pam! The Wolf has his paws all over Red but the tables are turned when Red shows her true colors. The Wolf is whipped into submission by the leather clad Red Riding Hood. You’ve never heard a bedtime story told like this before! |
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